Sunday, January 11, 2009

it's sunday sleep in!!!!

it's sunday you know gods day to rest well oviousley my kids missed that memo
are they sleeping noooo they are up wreaking havoc and finding the noisiest stuff known to man
i am sitting here trying to drink my 1st cup of coffee and they are acting like they all had IV'S of coffee while they slept man it is certainly going to be an excedrin day today
i would like to line up all of the creator's of noisey toys and all the gift givers of noisey toys and give them a good slap this morning

you know growing up me and my friends used to laugh at tired,stressed out moms when and how did i become what we laughed at ?
when did i become that tired ,stressed,baby on one hip,baby spitup as a new perfume person
i used to leave the house dressed nice,now dressing nice constitutes leaving the house without one stain anywhere ,including places i cant see

how do men get off so easily ,nothing really changes for them ,they get a hot shower in peace ,get to go to the bathroom in peace ,leave the house stain free and have adult conversations
while us women get the cranky sick kids,nap times,spitup, a 1 second shower where one of them is always asking mom are you coming out or crying at the door ,we get an audience when we go to the bathroom, dr appointments, the whole 9 yards are we the lucky ones or the ones getting the raw end of the deal again

when my husband leaves the house in the morning all smiles and freshly showered i really want to smack him sometimes especially when he says have a good day honey

hahaha a good day yeah right LOL!

one of these days i will see the humor in all of this and look back with fond memories just not right now when my son is jamming a cold metal hotwheel up and down my leg

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