Thursday, January 15, 2009

customer service does it not exsist anymore???

have you ever noticed that customer service dosen't exsist anymore??,i mean everywhere you go it just isnt there ,like today i went to walmart to do some grocery and misc shopping well i had to exchange an item so we went to the customer service desk first , and behind the counter was the most rude,condescending young "lady" and i use that term loosley.i went up and said to her hi how are you today which i got no response and she just stood there smacking her gum which i hate i just wanted to pop her big obnoxious bubbles all over her face!!!!so i preceed to tell her i bought this item but when i got home the inner seal was broken and i would like to exchange it for a new one ,so after a few minutes of a completely blank stare bubble popping face she finally talks!!!! omg i was shocked she had a voice LOL! so after that fiasco i went about my shopping and i went to the diaper isle to get some different diapers and the size i needed was all the way in the back of the top riser shelp so here i am struggling frantically trying to reach these diapers and how many walmart associates walk past me and see me struggling and dont offer to help
4!!!! yup you read that right 4 associates walked right past me and didnt say anything

so after trying like a lunatic for over 5 minutes to get these diapers i see 2 associates standing about 10 feet away talking and that got my blood boiling
so i walk over to them and tap the one lady on the shoulder and said do you think you could help me get those diapers down to which she informs me that is not her department but she will find the person that is in that department to help me
what????? you cant take 2 minutes and help me are you serious ??ahhhhhhh so i finally had enough waiting around and took matters into my own hands and went over to the cleaning isle and got a broom off of the rack and went over and preceded to knock the size i needed down
mind you if anyone would have walked up behind me they probably would have had their head taken off from my seriously bad aim lol
hey i never claimed to be good at baseball right? LOL!
but man im sure i could have benn good at knocking some of the associates heads around if they were in front of me

but on a good note at least i got my jane fonda workout for the day LOL!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

luvs diapers suck!!!!!

so since tucker is my only one left in diapers i bought a jumbo pack of luvs ultra leakgaurd my ass diapers!!! the legs keep coming apart and the damn gel beads gets all over everything
so i write the company and ask them when they are sending someone out to keep cleaning up the beads their response was
we are so sorry you are having problems with our diapers ,beads getting on your little ones skin is common???? please accept the coupon we are mailing to you and we hope you continue to use luvs diapers . ummmm hello 2 things first off you didnt answer my question on when you are sending someone out and 2nd since when is it normal for those gel beads that are supposed to absorb the liquid INSIDE the diaper to be on the outside of my baby's skin

sometimes i wonder where they get these people who answer emails i mean does nobody proof these??? i have seen better apoligies from my 1st grader
let me tell you that boy can make up some excuses and he can do them on the spot he is so good is i wasent his mother and i didnt have mommy radar i would believe him
he could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves that little shister LOL

so back to the luvs story if they think they can shut up this overwhelmed momma with a damn coupon for more of their shitty diapers (no pun intended) then they have another thing coming
oh yes i want your free diapers so i can keep cleaning up beads hmmmm sounds like a bargin right not!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

why do doctors waste people's time

so maddie broke her toe 2 days before christmas and it is still aching bad but nobody can tell me why so they sent us to the pediatric ortho today we get there on time may i add and have ot waitr 45 minutes past our appointment time so they finally call us back and they look at her toe and begin to tell me they have no idea why it is still aching well ok so where do we go from here i mean she is waking out of a sound sleep crying so the doctor proceeds to look at me when i ask him where we go from here like i should have the answer um no thats why i came to you
so basically they put another walking shoe on it and sent us on our way and said to come back in 2 weeks
yeah thanks a lot for nothing and for wasting my time and gas maybe i should bill you for my time since if i show up late you make me reschedule what my time isnt as precious as yours

now i am home doing laundry yay

Monday, January 12, 2009

i hate mondays!!!!!

what is it about monday's i have no energy i just want to go to bed for the whole day lol
have you ever noticed nothing ever goes right on a monday? well let me tell you about my lovely morning started out i couldnt sleep at all last night so i tossed and turned dealt with a minor anxiety attack finally went to bed at 3 am only for my husband to wake me up at 530 am asking me to drive him to the metrolink umm sure honey i only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep while you have been sleeping soundly since 1030 pm but i would be happy too not!!!! so i drag myself out of bed it's freezing outside and drive my hubby to his train on the way home i am thinking yay i can go home and crawl back into bed and set the alarm for 630 am to get the kids up for school
well i get home and all hell breaks loose and is hitting the fan big time
maddie is up saying opps mom i forgot i had homework last night i said to her how many pages only 3 mom she said meanwhile she isnt dressed and the bus comes in 12 minutes
so i must be looking at her like she just sprouted 2 heads because she said what mom when i break out of my flabbergasted state i am left wondering how my child who is smart and gets honor roll at school can be so blaise about forgettig homework and looking at me like it is my fault umm hello i asked you last night 4 times if she was sure she didnt have any homeowrk

so after that little crisis the next one hits and it is like a freaking domino affect and i start to feel like i am dodging one of those machines at the batting cage where the baseballs just keep coming

my one son cant find his bookbag my other son dosent want ot wake up the baby is crying and his diaper is busting a huge sag my 3 and 4 year old are hungry and thristy the dog poops on my floor and needs to go out my other daughter wants her hair braided






ahhhhhhhhhh hello all you little bloodsucking anklebiters i am only one person!!!! one i am not an octopus with 8 arms although i wish i could be most days i want to call in sick somedays but i cant


fast forward to now kids out the door dog poop cleaned up burnt pancakes and tornado household ,diaper changed later and you get one tired momma

Sunday, January 11, 2009

it's sunday sleep in!!!!

it's sunday you know gods day to rest well oviousley my kids missed that memo
are they sleeping noooo they are up wreaking havoc and finding the noisiest stuff known to man
i am sitting here trying to drink my 1st cup of coffee and they are acting like they all had IV'S of coffee while they slept man it is certainly going to be an excedrin day today
i would like to line up all of the creator's of noisey toys and all the gift givers of noisey toys and give them a good slap this morning

you know growing up me and my friends used to laugh at tired,stressed out moms when and how did i become what we laughed at ?
when did i become that tired ,stressed,baby on one hip,baby spitup as a new perfume person
i used to leave the house dressed nice,now dressing nice constitutes leaving the house without one stain anywhere ,including places i cant see

how do men get off so easily ,nothing really changes for them ,they get a hot shower in peace ,get to go to the bathroom in peace ,leave the house stain free and have adult conversations
while us women get the cranky sick kids,nap times,spitup, a 1 second shower where one of them is always asking mom are you coming out or crying at the door ,we get an audience when we go to the bathroom, dr appointments, the whole 9 yards are we the lucky ones or the ones getting the raw end of the deal again

when my husband leaves the house in the morning all smiles and freshly showered i really want to smack him sometimes especially when he says have a good day honey

hahaha a good day yeah right LOL!

one of these days i will see the humor in all of this and look back with fond memories just not right now when my son is jamming a cold metal hotwheel up and down my leg

Saturday, January 10, 2009

i want chocolate!!!!

why do you always want something when you dont have the money for it? i want chocolate so bad at this point i am ready to go down to my local gas station and offer to work off a candy bar LOL! i am sitting here laughing at the fact that i cant afford a candy bar lol thanks to the wonderful economy most of us are probably in the same boat .man it's pretty sad when you rob peter to pay paul and you still cant pay paul or peter . but on a positive note the white house got 1/2 a million dollar china settings hmmm what is wrong with this picture . i think i will go raid my husbands pocket for change lord knows he has everything else in there wrappers,screws,bolts,keys for sure he has to have a few quarters right? knowing my luck it will be a couple of pennys . man you know the saying when life gives you lemons to make lemonade well life hasent even given me lemons i want my lemonade dammit lol ahhhh tomorrow is a new day right